Author: ralphhogaboom

09 Aug

Haggling

Haggling

I’m trying to sell our ’88 Honda Civic hatchback with 219,000 miles to the guy that works at the video store. Me: “I want to return …

 
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04 Aug

Yes I Was Trying To Drive Her Nuts

Yes I Was Trying To Drive Her Nuts

Hoss Hogaboom says: How’re you on router configuration these balmy days? Hoss Hogaboom says: Balmy days of yore, if you will. Doc Golbeck says: …

 
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03 Aug

I Love Jack Handey

I Love Jack Handey

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. …

 
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02 Aug

Pointless Post

Pointless Post

Doc Golbeck says: Hey, I am trying to get a pw and this is what I get: Server object error ‘ASP 0177 : 8007007f’ Server.CreateObject …

 
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27 Jul

Meowters

Meowters

Kelly: Give me a hand here. Cat: Meow! Me: I think the cat’s hungry or something. Kelly: I’m going to make a cobler. Me: Right now? It’s 10:30 already. Cat: …

 
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24 Jun

blood

blood

Only 7% of the world’s population has type O negative blood. It’s not the rarest; Wikipedia points out that AB- is the rarest at 1%. …

 
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08 Jun

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

I am now the most miserable man living. If what I feel were equally distributed to the whole human family, there would not be one …

 
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10 Jul

CANT STOP

CANT STOP

I CAN’T STOP PLAYING SPIDERMAN 2 THE VIDEO GAME PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I PLAY AGAIN

 
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23 Jun

I Invented Linux

I Invented Linux

I’ve been seeing a lot of articles lately about Linux, and whether or not Linux Torvalds is the creator. He’s not the creator. I wrote …

 
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03 May

I Hate MSN.

I Hate MSN.

I hate MSN.

 
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07 Apr

I Had A Baby Today

I Had A Baby Today

It’s a boy! Nels Hogaboom (no middle name as of yet) born 8 lbs, 7 oz 21 inches long home birth in the tub — water baby The birth experience …

 
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28 Mar

"Geeg, Get This Guy A Waffle Iron."

"Geeg, Get This Guy A Waffle Iron."

On Sunday mornings, early, we go to a place called Waffles. It’s this house in Uptown; Gary has been doing Waffles for 30 years. Every …

 
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04 Mar

Disappointment

Disappointment

They didn’t choose my icon for Art of Illusion.

 
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20 Feb

Typical Isn’t Normal, Man

Typical Isn’t Normal, Man

Okay, so here’s the skinny on the home birth. This is a touchy subject, so first off my disclaimer is that this is how I …

 
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19 Feb

mnt /mnt/usbstick

mnt /mnt/usbstick

That was easy … too easy. I just got a USB pen drive from work (Kingston 64 MB DataTraveller) for convenience of file transfers (hot …

 
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29 Jan

Hello? Honey, it’s SPRINT.

Hello? Honey, it’s SPRINT.

January 29th, 2004 @ 8:29 am Got a phone call tonite. Unknown Caller: “This is …. Bob … with Sprint PCS wireless … you’ve been preselected to receive …

 
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05 Dec

The Electric Toothbrush Met The Lobster

The Electric Toothbrush Met The Lobster

Note: This is the first blog post of which I have record. I keep it here to depress myself. Ahh, let’s see here … what have …

 
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