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19 Jan

This is no paint by numbers thriller

This is no paint by numbers thriller

I ordered a server from Dell a few weeks ago. It was accidentally shipped to my coworker Tina in Bremerton. I’ve been pestering for her …

 
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22 Sep

Uncomfortable

Uncomfortable

This is hard for me to admit. When I’m at work, I’m a buoyant fount of comedy and helpfulness. I’m significantly less so at home. I now …

 
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09 Aug

Haggling

Haggling

I’m trying to sell our ’88 Honda Civic hatchback with 219,000 miles to the guy that works at the video store. Me: “I want to return …

 
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04 Aug

Yes I Was Trying To Drive Her Nuts

Yes I Was Trying To Drive Her Nuts

Hoss Hogaboom says: How’re you on router configuration these balmy days? Hoss Hogaboom says: Balmy days of yore, if you will. Doc Golbeck says: …

 
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24 Jun

blood

blood

Only 7% of the world’s population has type O negative blood. It’s not the rarest; Wikipedia points out that AB- is the rarest at 1%. …

 
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03 May

I Hate MSN.

I Hate MSN.

I hate MSN.

 
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29 Jan

Hello? Honey, it’s SPRINT.

Hello? Honey, it’s SPRINT.

January 29th, 2004 @ 8:29 am Got a phone call tonite. Unknown Caller: “This is …. Bob … with Sprint PCS wireless … you’ve been preselected to receive …

 
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