hello, i’m ralph

nice to meet you 🙂 here’s some stuff that i’ve done

nobstreater, best f-tigers forever, the redbird fever albums & music downloads are here baby <3

looking to hire a talented cybersecurity architect or systems admin?

i’m proud of my web design portfolio. and i should be, i do great work.

i also do drawings, if you can draw a things or like a sandwich, then come draw with me

i’ve written a handful of minecraft server plugins. open source, happy to offer them as is – hope you like ’em!

speaking of gaming, did i mention i built a world-class collegiate esports program in 2020?

would you like to see my enthusiastic covers of pop songs on ukulele? step right up

if you’re into insta here’s my feed